Brunnner (with three 'n's)

Ladies and gentlemen, I have to apologize, for there is nothing to see here except a pan licked clean. Mondays and Tuesdays are pretty hectic days at school. In fact, now that I think about it, I only had one good meal yesterday too, but I digress. Back to today though, I leapt out of bed, in a frenzy at 9:20. Class is at 9:40. I managed to grab an apple, which was in a more obscure location than the water bottle I managed to leave behind. After this measly little morsel got munched, I lamented on how grabbing the water would have served me far better thru out my day. Two came around and I thought i was dying. By Six something had to be done. I neaded a MEAL. One of those Important ones like breakfast or a hearty dinner. But those would not do. I had to one up brunch.

So, I created Brunner. Its a combo of Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Not merely breakfast for dinner, but a plate with elements of each. An arrangement so grandiose and filling, by the time you finally get this miracle first meal of the day, all you are left with is the following.

This is what is left. A pan literally licked clean.

There was stir fry in here, it was gorgeous. As it cooked, I thought "Crap, I should run and grab the camera," but it was futile. The aroma kept me drooling over my creation. While plating it, I guess I could have grabbed the camera, but the combo of no food all day and a great smelling/tasting/looking plate before me took precedent. The meat element was provided with a seafood sausage from Trader Joe's (it was o.k, but I would have preferred something sustainable and without pork casing) which doubled as the breakfast element (I normally eat meat sausage like the rest of you but work with me). The rice and veggies added the respective lunch and dinner sections. And Poof (Emeril took Bam)- Brunnner.

This is whats left now:

A dirty boys dorm sink. Sigh.

But the moral of this story is that if ever asked "What is the most important meal of the day" or "What would you like as your last meal" quickly reply "Brunnner."

A proper Brunnner must achieve the following:

1. It must be the first meal of the day.
2. It must be taken after 6. P.M.
3. It must be elaborate, or well cooked, not a small or gross serving.
4. It must be at least two portions large.

**Bonus Points For Eating it all.

It was amazing. Definitely recommended for all my fellow collegians. But now Captain Amazing is off to find a way to clean his mess without a sponge (I'm not touching it- no way) and tackle another nights of homework!

Eat well. Ciao.

Ev.